The $1 million gold plated vacuum's sales isn't doing well. Who would have thought?

"It's perplexing to me, but as of now we've not sold a single vacuum," creator of the Gold Vacuum, Justin Haver, is quoted as saying in a press release advertising the product's up-for-grabs status.

The GoVacuum has announced that its fancy dust-suckers will be made available to those willing to shell out $1M...OBO (or best offer, in eBay and auction parlance).