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Overpriced speakers make me sick. Because for one reason, I can't afford them, secondly, they may be nothing more than just hot air. The Grande Utopia EM costs $180,000, that means you can pretty much buy a house here. A nice one.

What makes them unique, besides being stupidy expensive, is that they offer a mechanical adjustment to optimize the "sweet spot," allowing them to point directly at that well-worn butt-shaped indentation on the couch that you always sit in. This ensures that all those lovely sound waves are aimed precisely at your moneyed head, giving you the audiological hard on that you so crave.

Sadly, only for the rich.

Grande Utopia EM via BornRich


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