Rebecca Black wasn't the worst part of the internet sensations to come to past. Now there's a sequel to it, and its H.A.P.P.Y. (not an acronym), the new jam from "Friday" producer (and rap interluder!) Patrice Wilson.
It takes place the Saturday morning after Friday and its autone has been autotuned. Here are some highlights to it:
Patrice Wilson thinks you know/care who he is.
Patrice Wilson thinks you care that your vocal hatred of "Friday" made him sad.
Patrice Wilson appears to be dating a 16 year old.
It's saturday morning and I can't wake up/Can't wake up til 10 am./Had a long night/Had a long night/Yesterday was Friday.
A cop lets a pretty rapey looking biker dude go free because Patrice Wilson pats him on the back.
Patrice Wilson on Al Jazeera.
The one dance move is even worse than the Harvard baseball team's.
It makes you miss Rebecca Black.